Run of the Mill Wooden Spatula
Sex toys can be super expensive. The thing I like about your run of the mill wooden spatula is that it's cheap, yet effective. Because it's a spatula, it is easy to control and fits in the palm nicely. The wide thin bill makes for a nice snap and sting. The spatula is really good for beginners and vets alike. It's not as brutal as a belt, a hairbrush, or cane, so it is quite fun to play with and keep the mood a bit light. Also, the household-ness of it make the spatula discreet and fun for role play. Leave it on the table so you can grab it quickly for an out-of-bedroom romp.
The Joque Harness was the first harness I ever bought and I will be loyal to it forever. The velcro makes it easily adjustable for a quick on, quick off, and quick fix. Also, it fits everyone. So if you and your partner want to switch mid activity, no problem. The Joque is also extremely comfortable. I wore it for 12 hours one day and it never chafed. The thigh straps make it very secure, the low 'O' ring makes it perfect for vagina entry with dongs of any size. The additional bonus is that I can just throw it in the washing machine, hang it, and be ready to wear it again! Sometimes you may need to soak it in water to get any remnants of the night off depending on how good your washer is.
I actually have nothing bad to say about this harness. It is highly practical, wearable, and sexy. You def feel comfortable wearing it. You absolutely feel aroused watching your partner with it on.
In the coming weeks, we will review an alternative for Sliquid Organics Silk for when you wanna get a bit wilder. We'll also add a new DIY section, because sex toys can be impossibly expensive.
While the name is stupid sounding, this is the best purchase. The VixSkin feels delicious. The size is about 7 in long, 2 in thick, so it's a bit of a fatty and it'll fill you up nicely. Unlike a harder silicone dildo, Rodeo Rick's VixSkin gives so that in more aggressive sex there's minimal risk of discomfort. The head also causes a nice anticipation because it is quite thick and makes a true entrance. Cleaning is also very convenient. Unlike Cyberskin, you can straight up boil this one for 3 minutes or so to get it nice, or just wash it with anti-bacterial soap and lay it dry.
The downsides are that it allegedly shrinks over time and is sometimes a bit hard to get into a harness. Also, you need larger condoms for this guy. Normal condoms fit, but the ring is a b***h to roll down.
The Leo Dildo
The Leo can best be described as comfortable. It's not too big or too small, so it is good when you don't want to be overwhelmed. Leo, without ridges, offers a very smooth experience, perfect for starters and chill sessions. But if you're looking for something with some oomph, you might want to choose something else. As soon as your vagina acclimates, the Leo can sometimes feel too small even when wielded by the most skilled. However, for those anal aficionados, it is absolutely delightful. Leo fills you better than your run of the mill anal beads.
Sliquid Organics Silk
Sliquid Organics Silk feels so close to natural wetness. Unlike other lubes, Silk doesn't just moisten perfunctorily, but feels so creamy and smooth. In that way, it's better for hand to body things: masturbation or anal prep. Unfortunately, it seems to dissolve or be absorbed very fast and isn't suitable for rougher activities or sustained play.
The We-Vibe 3 is an unobtrusive sexual supplement. On its own, it is not powerful enough to induce orgasm, but it does feel nice if you want light stimulation while you're washing dishes or looking at the news. When used as a partner toy, the We-Vibe 3 offers a great addition to penetrative sex as well as versatility. Pop it in your vag while your boyfriend strokes you to create a sensation both of you will enjoy. Ease it into your girlfriend's bum while you're using your strap-on for a pleasant double penetration.
Overall, the We-Vibe 3 is an excellent purchase for couples of all ages and all interests, while it isn't suitable for solo climax.
Rating: 3 of 4 Spanks